the dud

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maybe there is a fishcoin code in here?

now with 99% less python!

fish coin

i need to actually learn how to do stuff

my to do list is 1000 items long

i love fishcoin. but every time i eat it i get fat

well that was something

he's out there

now with 100% more php!

entity #2954
subject: the Dud.

for your safety, a modified, less potent version of the dud has displayed on this website. although, just the mere concept of the dud or saying its name may give you a small sense of its effects

currently, only a handful of 'immune' individuals are thought to exist, but it is highly recommended that you do not further research the topic and it is also absolutely imperative that you do not find any real images of the Dud whatsoever. you have been warned.

it is also thought that 'uchiha homer' is a Dud-slave being used as a puppet to the massses to distract others from the Dud's true intentions. patient zero is believed to be the one 'Homer Simpson' who viewed the image whilst attempting to play a board game long ago.

its effects are lifelong and painful.

acts

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entity #2954

full name — the Dud

alias — flower boy

origin — eldritch creation

powers/skills — mind control/enslavement of society/disfiguration of facial features via visibility to cornea

goals/motivations — unknown

crimes — enslaved a large amount of an alternate reality simpsons universe

VERDICT: AVOID LOOKING AT, AT ALL COSTS.
DO NOT SEEK OUT!

^{thanks for visiting}

click here to gaze upon some awful comments

page last edited 5/21/26
site last updated 5/24/26 - commit #50 - revert

what are those?

they are called 88x31 buttons, they used to be a staple of the old web. now, they are used to promote various things on cool persons (including me) websites.

hover over them to see some explanation

were you here?

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yes

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